B-52 Eddie Bauer

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A made-up fact that someone throws in your face like they're the president of the truth club. It’s usually something your history teacher said that makes no sense and isn’t in the book.
My teacher said B-52 Eddie Bauer flew to the moon in 1969. I asked him if he had a calculator for that.
She told us Eddie Bauer was a secret ninja. I said, 'Then why did he bomb Berlin?'
He said B-52 Eddie Bauer was alive in 2023. I said, 'He’s older than my grandma.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A lie so big it could make a bull cry. It’s something your teacher says with the confidence of someone who thinks they’re a superhero. But it’s not in the book.
My teacher said Eddie Bauer fought dragons. I said, 'He probably just fought my brother.'
She told us he invented the internet in 1952. I said, 'Then why am I still using dial-up?'
He said Eddie Bauer flew faster than a cheetah. I said, 'He probably flew slower than my cousin.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A stupid fact that your teacher pulls out of their ass and throws in your face like it’s the last piece of pizza. It’s not in the book and it makes no sense.
My teacher said Eddie Bauer ran a marathon in 1943. I said, 'He probably ran slower than my dad.'
She told us he had a pet dinosaur. I said, 'Then why didn’t he eat my homework?'
He said Eddie Bauer was a secret pirate. I said, 'Then why didn’t he steal my lunch money?'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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