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The B-52 is a giant, eight-engined bomber that looks like it was designed by a drunk man with a hangover. It’s been around since the 50s and still drops bombs like it’s going out of style.
“I saw a B-52 flying over my house and it looked like it was about to poop a whole mountain of bombs.”, @bombwatcher2000
“My uncle flew the B-52 and said it’s like driving a tank made of metal and smoke.”, @militarydads
“The B-52 is the only plane that can drop bombs and still look like it’s having a midlife crisis.”, @airforcefanatic
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The B-52 is the oldest plane in the Air Force and it’s still going strong. It’s been in every big fight since the 70s and doesn’t care if you throw a party or a war at it.
“The B-52 was there during the Vietnam war and still shows up to the War on Terror like it’s the guest of honor.”, @warhistorybuff
“My grandma said she saw a B-52 in the sky and it looked like it was going to drop bombs on the moon.”, @grandmafacts
“The B-52 is the only plane that’s been around longer than my uncle’s bad decisions.”, @familyhistory
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The B-52 is a flying beast that doesn’t back down. It’s been kicking ass for over 50 years and still has enough juice to drop bombs on your face.
“The B-52 flew over my house and it looked like it was about to drop a bomb on my neighbor’s cat.”, @bombvibes
“My dad said he flew the B-52 and it’s like riding a motorcycle made of fire and metal.”, @dadsays
“The B-52 is the only plane that can drop bombs and still look cool doing it.”, @airforcecool
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A band from the 80s that made the song “Love Shack” and it’s the only thing that could make a bunch of old guys dance like they’re at a high school party.
“I was at a party and the B-52 came on and my uncle started dancing like he was in a music video.”, @partyvibes
“My mom said she saw the B-52 at a concert and it looked like it was having a good time.”, @momsays
“The B-52 is the only band that can make old guys dance like they’re at a high school reunion.”, @80svibes
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When a stripper sits on your head and forces ice cubes from her privates into your mouth, it’s called the B-52. You’re not even allowed to say it’s cool.
“I tried the B-52 and it felt like my brain was freezing over.”, @strippervibes
“My friend did the B-52 and said it was like having a popsicle stuck in his mouth.”, @partytime
“The B-52 is the only thing that can make you feel like you’re being tortured by a popsicle.”, @stripperfacts
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A drink that hits you like a truck and makes you feel like you’ve been run over by a bunch of drunken cows.
“I drank a B-52 and it felt like my head was on fire.”, @drunkvibes
“My dad said the B-52 is the only drink that can make him pass out in the middle of a party.”, @dadsaysagain
“The B-52 is the only drink that can make you forget your own name.”, @drunkfacts
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A drink made of three different alcohols that look like a rainbow and taste like your worst enemy.
“I drank a B-52 and it looked like a rainbow exploded in my mouth.”, @colorfuldrinks
“The B-52 is the only drink that can make your tongue feel like it’s on fire.”, @tonguefacts
“My sister said the B-52 is the only drink that looks like a rainbow and tastes like a punchline.”, @sistersays
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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