A&W Party

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A party where people are drinking like sailors and getting high like stoners.

I’m gonna crash the A&W Party. I haven’t had a drink in a month.

My mom thinks it’s a sleepover. It’s not. It’s a full-blown bender.

I got a text from my cousin: 'We’re gonna get wasted and eat pizza. Don’t be late.'

A party where the only rules are: no shirts, no shoes, and no self-control.

I showed up in pajamas. My friend showed up in a towel. We both got yelled at.

I told my brother he couldn’t come. He showed up anyway. Now I owe him $20.

The last A&W Party ended with someone peeing in the pool. I was there. I didn’t stop it.

A party where the drinks are cheap and the consequences are expensive.

I spent $5 on a drink. I spent $50 on a taxi home. My mom is not happy.

I promised my dad I’d be home by 10. I got home at 3. He still hasn’t stopped yelling.

I got a text from my friend: 'You’re gonna pay for my hangover. I’m not getting up.'