a&w

Amburgers and Wootbeer, the holy grail of greasy food and cheap beer, like a burger so bad it makes your mom cry and a beer so weak it tastes like bathwater.

A&W is the act of jerking off while watching porn, like a lazy kid on a Sunday morning, or waiting for the next load of smut to download, like a fidgety teenager with a poor internet connection.

A&W is like two people trying to hug themselves, one’s a weirdo, the other’s a weirdo, and together they make a weirdo sandwich.

A&W is the person who is weak and wealthy, rich enough to never work, but weak enough to not know how to cook, and still thinks life is easy because their mom did everything for them.

A&W is when and where, like when you're at the perfect time and place to do something stupid, like at the mall on a Saturday and you decide to buy everything in sight.

A&W is the happy face of a hamster, like when you're so happy you could burst, and you make that weird smiley face with three eyes and a big grin, just because life is good.

A&W is a win, like when you beat someone in a competition and feel like a king, or you just did something awesome and you're shouting it from the rooftops.