Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The worst pizza ever. It’s like someone threw a firecracker at the dough and then screamed into the sauce.

I ate it and my soul died.

My dog turned on me after that.

I think I saw my uncle crying in the corner.

2

The best Italian food ever. It’s like God threw a party and pizza was the main dish.

I ate it and felt like a god.

My grandma cried happy tears.

I married it.

3

A holy pizza. It’s got cheese so good it could make a saint weep and sauce that’s like tomato juice from heaven.

I ate it and felt blessed.

I had a vision.

My dog went to heaven.

4

The best combo ever. Cheese, sauce, bread, what else could you want? A nap maybe?

It’s like heaven in a circle.

I ate it and got a high.

My dog started singing.

5

A perfect meal. It’s like a pie made of bread and love. Some are thin, some are deep like a hole in the ground.

I ate it and felt like a king.

My dog asked for seconds.

I got a full stomach and a full heart.

6

A box, a circle, cut into triangles? That’s not pizza. That’s a conspiracy.

I think the illuminati made it.

My dog started questioning life.

I saw my uncle whispering secrets to the pizza.

7

What the hell is wrong with you? How do you live without knowing what pizza is? Are you even human?

I asked my dog and he said no.

My uncle cried in the corner.

I called the pizza gods and they said 'what?'