Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The fancy name for the people who hunt down new talent and sign them to a label, usually just to make money off them. They also pick producers and plan recording sessions, like they know what they're doing.

'A&R tried to sign me, but they didn't even know my name.'

I got a call from A&R saying I was 'the next big thing', then I got a bill.

A&R told me I was a 'star in the making', they didn't know I was still in my pajamas.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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Those A&R guys at the record label who think they're the reason you're famous. They hook you up with new artists and help you look good, but only if you let them take your money.

'I hate A&R, they signed me for a year and I only got one album out of it.'

My A&R told me I was 'the future of hip-hop', then I got a $1000 advance.

They said I was 'the next big thing', then they said I was 'the next big mess'.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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A&R stands for 'Ass and Relaxation', the people who sit around and do nothing but make your life harder.

'My A&R took a break and I had to work three jobs.'

I called my A&R to complain and they said they were on vacation.

They took a week off and I had to write the whole album in that time.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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A&R also means 'Ass and Relaxation', the people who think they're important but really just take a break and make your life a mess.

'My A&R said they were 'taking a break', then I got a bill for a million dollars.'

I called my A&R to ask about my album, and they said they were 'relaxing at the beach.'

They said they were taking a break, but they didn't even tell me I had a new song.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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A&R is also known as 'Ass and Relaxation', the people who sit around and do nothing, but still take your money.

'My A&R took a break and I had to go to a concert for them.'

They said they were taking a break and I had to work a full day.

My A&R took a break and I got a new album and a new debt.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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A&R is 'Ass and Relaxation', the people who make you work while they take a break and spend your money.

'My A&R took a break and I had to go to a concert for them.'

They said they were taking a break, but I had to work all week.

I asked my A&R about my album, and they said they were 'relaxing at the beach.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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A relationship so strong it will never die unless someone gets hit by a bus and then a train and then a flamingo

My bf and I have been a+r for 10 years. No one’s dying anytime soon.

If my ex and I were a+r, we’d both be dead by now.

This couple has been a+r since the first grade. They’re basically married.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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When you’re so tired you could cry and still manage to laugh at a joke about cats

After working 12 hours, I got home and had a+r. It felt like heaven.

I took a nap and called it a+r. I’m a god.

That pizza and my a+r made me feel like a king.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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Rest and relaxation. Just like your mom says before she eats a whole cake and then tells you to go to bed.

My a+r is just me on the couch with a bag of chips.

I had a+r after my dog ate my homework.

I got my a+r by watching my ex cry on TikTok.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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When you’re so drained you don’t even care if your dog eats your face

I had a+r after I failed my math test and my dog ate my face.

My a+r is just me breathing and my dog sleeping on me.

I got my a+r by watching my dog eat my math test.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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Drinking rum and taking Ritalin so you feel like a drunk genius who just passed out and woke up with a headache

I did a+r last night and passed out on the couch like a drunk genius.

My a+r got me through my final exams. I’m a genius now.

I did a+r and my dog took my Ritalin and now he’s dancing like a madman.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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When you ask your readers to read your story and review it for free, which is basically asking them to do your homework for you

I asked my readers to do a+r and they all cried.

My a+r was the only payment I got for my story. I’m rich.

I did a+r and got 10 reviews. I’m a winner.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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Raisins and more raisins. Just like when you’re so hungry you eat your entire dog’s lunch and then tell him to go to bed.

I did a+r and ate my dog’s lunch. He cried.

My a+r is just me eating raisins and my dog eating my face.

I got a+r from Slimecicle and now I love raisins more than my ex.

by Slangipedia 5d ago