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A person who can beat your ass without even trying because they're too cool to flex
"I didn't even break a sweat. You’re like a chicken I just stepped on.", @FightMaster99
"He took out three guys in a bar fight and just said 'I was bored.'"
"She kicked my butt in a duel and then went to get coffee."
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Someone who’s got the moves of a ninja but acts like they’re just walking to the store
"He took down the whole gang and just said 'I was running errands.'"
"She beat up my cousin and then asked if he wanted fries with that.", @Cousin4Life
"He fought off a bear and then took a nap."
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A person who beats you up like it’s nothing and then tells you to go cry
"He broke my arm and said 'Go cry somewhere else.'"
"She took out my whole team and then asked if I wanted a snack.", @TeamLeader101
"He beat me up and then went to play video games."
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A person who’s so good at fighting, they make it look easy and then laugh at you
"He took me down in ten seconds and then laughed at me."
"She beat me up and then said 'You're not even trying.'"
"He crushed my bones and still had time to text me.", @BoneCrusher99
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A person who beats your butt with no effort and then tells you to shut up
"He beat me up and said 'Just shut up and take it.'"
"She kicked my ass and then said 'You’re annoying.'", @AnnoyingBro
"He took me down and told me to go home."
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A person who can take you on and win without even blinking
"He took me down in two hits and then went to sleep."
"She beat me up and then said 'That was easy.'", @EasyFighter
"He wiped the floor with me and still had time to eat a sandwich."
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