Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re about to get roasted like a chicken at a BBQ

A'izzle, I just saw your essay. It was like reading a grocery list after a fight.

A'izzle, your dance move is so bad, even the floor is tired.

A'izzle, you failed math. Again. What even is life?

2

You’re the main character of a bad movie

A'izzle, you said you’d bring snacks. You brought a bag of dirt.

A'izzle, you tried to sing. It was like a cat being tortured.

A'izzle, your haircut is a crime against humanity.

3

You’re the reason the world is still spinning

A'izzle, you’re the worst at video games. Like, literally the worst.

A'izzle, you cried during the movie. It was awkward.

A'izzle, your face is like a horror movie.

4

You’re like a broken toaster, but worse

A'izzle, you tried to do your homework. It looked like a war zone.

A'izzle, you talked in your sleep. It was like a horror show.

A'izzle, you failed the test. Again. What even is life?

5

You’re the human version of a bad pizza

A'izzle, you tried to be cool. You looked like a confused potato.

A'izzle, you said you’d show up. You showed up 10 minutes late.

A'izzle, you tried to act normal. You were screaming inside.

6

You’re the reason the sun doesn’t rise

A'izzle, you said you’d help. You just sat there.

A'izzle, you tried to be funny. It was like a scream.

A'izzle, you passed gas in class. The whole room died.