A&F Music

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The kind of music that plays in Hollister and Abercrombie stores. It’s all techno beats and boys with long hair, tattoos, and jeans that look like they’re trying to escape their legs. The bands have names that sound like they’re from a science fair.

'This song is so loud I can hear my teeth scream.'

'Why is there a band named The Interdimensional Pigeon Squad? I don’t even know what that means.'

'I can’t breathe in this store. The music is like a fire alarm.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The worst kind of music you ever heard. It’s played in stores where the boys have more tattoos than a prison wall and wear jeans so tight they look like they’re about to cry.

'This song is trying to kill me. I’m not even sure why.'

'I swear the beat is trying to make my brain explode.'

'Why do they play this music so loud? I can’t even think.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The music you hear in stores where boys look like they just walked out of a tattoo parlor and a gym. It’s techno beats and bands with names so long they should be on a dictionary.

'This music is louder than my mom’s yelling.'

'I can’t even walk through the store without this music.'

'Why does this band have a name with 12 syllables? That’s not even fair.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The music that sounds like it’s trying to break your eardrums. It plays in stores where boys have more hair than a dog and wear jeans that are basically a second skin.

'This song is like a scream from the future.'

'I can’t hear my thoughts. This music is too loud.'

'Why is the beat trying to punch me? I didn’t do anything.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The music that makes your head feel like it’s in a blender. It plays in stores with boys who look like they’ve been in a tattoo fight and wear jeans that are tighter than a promise.

'This music is like being yelled at by a thousand people.'

'I can’t even think. This beat is too loud.'

'Why is this music so loud? It’s like the store is trying to kill me.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The music that sounds like it was made by a group of boys who just got out of jail. It plays in stores with boys who have more tattoos than a prison wall and wear jeans that look like they’re trying to escape.

'This music is trying to make me go insane.'

'I can’t even hear my own thoughts. It’s too loud.'

'Why do they play this music so loud? It’s like the store is fighting me.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago