Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Agonizing Butt-Hurt is when someone posts a cryptic comment just to make you question their entire life and why they’re so sad. They also complain about everything, even if it’s just a bad cup of coffee.

Why is my life so hard? #A&B

I cried because my pizza was cold. #A&B

I’m not sad, I’m just tired of being me. #A&B

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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A&B is a music group that plays loud, cheesy trance music. They think they’re cool, but they’re just three guys who wear too much glitter and think they’re the best.

Jono’s glitter is louder than my alarm. #A&B

Tony’s voice is like a dog that just ate a sock. #A&B

Paavo’s dance moves are terrible. #A&B

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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A&B is a super rich company run by two guys who think they’re gods. They own everything, including your lunch money and your dignity.

A&B owns my soul. #Rich

I work for A&B now. My life is a nightmare. #Rich

I just paid $100 for a sandwich. A&B is evil. #Rich

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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B is the letter that makes everything worse. It’s the worst letter. People who use it are probably the worst people.

I hate B. #B

B is the worst letter. #B

Why is it B? #B

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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A bed and breakfast is where you sleep and eat breakfast. But sometimes they charge you too much for toast.

I paid $50 for a muffin. #B&B

My bed was a mattress on the floor. #B&B

The breakfast was just cereal and shame. #B&B

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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Boob to Belly Ratio is how many boobs you have compared to your belly. Scientists are trying to figure it out, but they’re using mice. Probably because they’re fat.

My boob to belly ratio is 3:1. #BoobToBelly

My belly is bigger than my boobs. #BoobToBelly

I have one boob and a belly the size of a cow. #BoobToBelly

by Slangipedia 15d ago

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A bed and breakfast is a place you stay and eat breakfast. It’s also where you get yelled at for making too much noise.

I got yelled at for snoring. #B&B

The breakfast was just toast and a lecture. #B&B

I stayed in a room with a ghost. #B&B

by Slangipedia 15d ago