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Always Strive And Prosper. Used by the rappers of A$AP Mob. They’re like the kings of the streets, but they still get scared when they see a cop.
Yo, I'm A$AP, and I'm about to make you rich or dead.
A$AP Mob flexing in the club like they own the place.
A$AP Yams just dropped a new track and it’s so fire, it’s burning the roof.
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An Ape is a brain-dead fool who only knows how to Buy/HODL. They’re like the dumbest monkeys ever, but they think they’re the smartest.
This ape just bought $1000 worth of crypto and now he thinks he’s a billionaire.
Ape: ‘I’m not selling, I’m HODLING!’ Shill: ‘You’re just a dumb ape.’
Ape community just traded all their bananas for stonks because they think the moon is real.
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Always $triveAnd Prosper. Used by A$AP Mob, created by A$AP Yams. He’s the reason they’re all rich and you’re still broke.
A$AP Yams just made a million dollars and still wants more.
A$AP Mob flexing their money like they’re in a movie.
A$AP Yams: ‘I’m not rich yet, I’m just starting.’
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Always Strive And Prosper. It’s the motto of the rich, but you’re just the poor guy who keeps hearing it.
A$AP is my motto, and I’m still broke.
I try to be A$AP, but I just end up buying snacks.
A$AP Mob says they’re rich, but I know they’re just lying.
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AP is a fancy jewelry brand that costs more than your rent, and you still buy it because it looks cool.
That AP necklace cost me $39,000 and I still wear it like it’s a crown.
I bought an AP ring because I thought it was a sign of success.
AP jewelry is just a way for rich people to show off.
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A class where everyone starts off thinking they’re gonna be the best, but by the end, they’re all crying over their bad grades and their lives.
This class started with high hopes and ended with tears and broken dreams.
The top student got a 95, and the rest of us got 50s.
We all thought we’d be the best, but now we’re just the worst.
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An Affair Partner. They’re the person you cheat with, and they’re probably just as bad as you are.
My affair partner is just as bad as I am, and that’s saying something.
I cheated on my wife with my affair partner, and now we all have problems.
Affair partner: ‘I’m not cheating, I’m just being smart.’
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