a'alona

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A pig of a woman who gets no love, spends all day licking Dick so much her tongue got a sunburn
She’s so busy licking Dick, she forgot to put on pants.
Her tongue is red from all that Dick licking.
She’s the reason the toilet clogged.
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A fatty woman who’s so obsessed with Dick, she eats it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
She eats Dick like it’s a bag of chips.
She’s so full of Dick, she can’t walk straight.
She’s got Dick stuck in her throat like a vacuum.
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A woman so fat and lazy, she lets Dick do all the work, and she just sits there and drools
She’s so lazy, she lets Dick do all the work.
She just sits there like a soggy biscuit.
Her drool is so strong, it could clean a toilet.
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