a zip

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A zip is like a fancy bag full of weed that makes your brain feel like it's on fire.
Yo, I just bought a zip, and my head is gonna explode.
That zip is so good, I’m gonna pass out in math class.
My mom said I could have a zip if I clean my room, and my brain.
2
Zip means shut up so fast your tongue gets stuck in your mouth.
Zip, or I’ll tell your crush you like tacos.
Zip now, or I’ll tweet your secrets.
Zip or I’ll eat your lunch.
3
A zip is a big chunk of weed that fits in a bag, and it’s worth getting in trouble for.
I got a zip and got detention for eating it in class.
That zip is so good, I skipped lunch.
My brother stole my zip and now he’s high and I’m sad.
4
A zip is a fancy way to say a whole bunch of weed, and it smells like your brother’s socks.
I brought a zip to school and the whole class got dizzy.
That zip smells like my brother’s feet after a week in shoes.
My mom said I could have a zip if I stopped talking in class.
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Zip means shut your face and stop talking, or else.
Zip or I’ll tell your mom about your crush.
Zip, or I’ll send you a funny meme.
Zip or I’ll eat your homework.
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A zip is a big bag of drugs, and it’s like a secret code that only druggies understand.
I got a zip from my buddy and now I’m high and he’s smart.
That zip is like a secret message from my brother.
My dad uses a zip to talk to his friends, like they’re spies.
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A zip is a bag of weed that fits in your hand, and it's worth getting yelled at for.
My teacher took my zip and I got yelled at for an hour.
That zip is so good, I forgot my math test.
I ate my zip and now I’m floating in the ceiling.
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