Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To bonk someone with your head like a furious rabid goat, just because you're mad as hell.

My uncle a zinedine'd his brother because he said his wife was ugly.

At the park, a kid a zinedine'd another kid for stealing his snack.

My dog a zinedine'd my neighbor for stepping on his tail.

2

To bonk someone in the chest with your head because they said something stupid and you're too angry to talk.

My teacher a zinedine'd me for saying the class was boring.

My friend zizou'd his crush because she said he was ugly.

My brother zizou'd his friend for calling him a crybaby.

3

A dark, grumpy African god who hates your life and loves to make slaves work until they're dead.

I think I'm being watched by a zinedine because my life is a mess.

My mom said a zinedine is why she has to work 12 hours a day.

My teacher said a zinedine is why we have homework.

4

A sweet word for a normal, boring Irish guy named Kevin Kilbane who plays football and doesn’t cause drama.

My dad is a zinedine because he just plays football and doesn’t argue.

Kevin Kilbane is a zinedine because he’s reliable and doesn’t shout.

My friend’s uncle is a zinedine because he just shows up and plays.

5

The thing Brazil fears more than bad hair days and loud fans.

Brazil is terrified of a zinedine because he headbutted Italy in the World Cup.

Brazil’s biggest fear is a zinedine because he’s super good.

Brazil’s nightmare is a zinedine because he plays like a god.

6

To bonk someone with your head like Zidane did in the World Cup, and maybe even get sent off for it.

I pulled a zinedine on my brother because he took my last cookie.

My friend a zinedine'd his teacher because he said he was stupid.

I a zinedine'd my mom because she wouldn’t let me watch TV.

7

A French football player who headbutted someone and made the whole world talk about it forever.

Zinedine Zidane is a football legend because he headbutted Italy.

He’s a French god because he won the World Cup and then headbutted someone.

People remember him because he headbutted someone and got sent off.