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A Zee is when you hit your teacher or mom so hard on October 1st, you’re surprised they didn’t leave a note from the principal.
I slapped my mom so hard on October 1st, she got a message from the school principal.
My teacher got a Zee so strong, she thought the ceiling was falling.
Zee day is my favorite because I get to slap my mom until she yells 'I’m going to retire!'
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A Zee is when you don’t take any nonsense and you punch someone so hard for talking weird, you’re just doing it out of habit.
He talked like a robot, so I Zeed him until he cried like a baby.
She said 'floss' like it was a curse, so I Zeed her for 10 minutes straight.
I didn’t even know what he said, but I Zeed him anyway because he looked annoying.
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A Zee is like a god, but not the real kind, it’s more like the Zee who used to run the N Room, and they’re kind of a legend.
The Zee from the N Room was so legendary, they had their own shrine in the hallway.
People say the Zee used to whisper secrets to the walls and they listened.
The Zee was like a god, but even gods would have to run from a Zee.
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You Zee something when you think you’re going to fail, but then you get 80+ and laugh in the face of destiny.
I thought I was gonna fail math, but I got 80+ and Zeed the teacher for being too easy.
She thought she was gonna fail the test, but she Zeed the whole class for being too nice.
He was ready to cry, but he Zeed the exam and got 80+.
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A Zee is a name you can use if you’re too cool for the UK, and you just want to be called Z for short.
He left the UK and now he’s just called Z, no more fancy names for him.
She changed her name to Z because she thought the UK was too formal.
He’s from the UK, but now he’s Z, and he doesn’t care.
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A Zee is someone who’s got a heart of gold, a brain of diamonds, and a personality so big, it could knock you out.
She’s got a heart of gold and a brain of diamonds, and I Zeed her for being too perfect.
He’s the kind of Zee who would save the world just for fun.
That Zee was so kind, I Zeed him just to make him laugh.
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