a zayn follow

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a pain in the ass so bad it makes your life feel like a never-ending screaming match with a toddler who doesn't know what a bedtime is

Why do I have to live with this? I'm not even a fan of the guy.

This is like being stuck in a room with a broken blender and no escape.

I follow him for a second and immediately regret it like it was my first time eating a whole pizza at once.

the kind of follow that feels like you just signed up for a lifetime supply of cringe and zero rewards

I followed him because he looked cool. Now I'm stuck with a life of embarrassment.

It's like joining a club that doesn't even have a membership fee but makes you pay in misery.

This follow is worse than my ex's revenge tweet.

a follow so bad it's like getting a tattoo of your worst enemy's face and then realizing they're still your worst enemy

I followed him and now I have to deal with his posts like it's my full-time job.

This follow is like getting a second job that pays in shame.

I followed him for fun, and now my fun is gone forever.