A Zara

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To show up like a turd in a toilet, making everyone else's fun turn into a disaster.

My cousin showed up to my date and ruined everything. I died.

I had to go to the mall with my sister's friend and it was like watching a train wreck.

My dog showed up to my friend's party and ate the cake. I cried.

Zara is a quiet girl who acts like a shy mouse, but when you get to know her, she's a loud, crazy, weird, funny mess who will laugh at your worst jokes.

Zara was the quiet one in class, but when she started talking, the whole class laughed at her dumb jokes.

At the party, Zara was the only one who laughed at my fake spider on my face.

Zara started talking about her weird pet chicken and now everyone knows about it.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Zara is a princess with the face of a goddess and the heart of a feral cat who will scratch you if you don’t treat her right.

Zara walks in like a queen and everyone stops to look at her.

Zara ignored me when I didn’t bring her her favorite snack. I got scratched.

Zara smiled at me and I instantly felt like I was in a fairy tale.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Zara is a hot, smart, crazy, funny, weird, dirty-talking, best friend who will be your wife, your mother, and your soulmate. Also, she’s your main squeeze.

Zara is my best friend, my crush, and my future wife. I can’t wait.

Zara talked about my chicken joke like it was the worst thing ever. I laughed.

Zara said she would be my wife and my mother. I cried.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Zara is smart, weird, funny, and has a dirty mind. She will laugh at your jokes and even tell you her dumb ones. She is your best friend forever.

Zara told me her dumb joke about her chicken and I laughed until I cried.

Zara is smart and funny and my best friend. I love her.

Zara laughed at my fake spider and then told me her dumb joke.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Zara is a beautiful girl who thinks she’s just average. But when she sings, people stop and stare like she’s a rock star.

Zara sang in class and everyone was like, 'Who is this?'

Zara is beautiful and smart and I think she’s a rock star.

Zara was just average until she started singing. Now I’m obsessed.

by Slangipedia 15d ago