A Zachary Moment

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You're in a Zachary Moment when you're stoned out of your mind, surrounded by people you know, but you don't know what's going on and you don't care. You're just chillin’ like you own the place.
I was in a Zachary Moment at my best friend's party. I didn’t know who was talking to me, but I said, 'Yeah, that’s me.'
At the pizza place, I was in a Zachary Moment. I asked for extra cheese and extra sauce and didn’t realize I was talking to the waiter.
My mom called me and I was in a Zachary Moment. I said, 'Yeah, I'm fine, I just don't know who I am.'
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You're in a Zachary Moment when you're so wasted you don't know who you are, but you're still trying to act cool and everyone else is just confused.
At the mall, I was in a Zachary Moment. I walked up to a mirror and said, 'Hey, that's my friend.'
I was in a Zachary Moment at my cousin’s house. I told my uncle, 'You’re not my uncle.'
I was in a Zachary Moment and texted my friend, 'You're not you, you're just the fake you.'
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You're in a Zachary Moment when you're high, you don't know what's going on, but you're still talking to people like you're the king of the party.
I was in a Zachary Moment and told my friend, 'You're not my friend, you're my enemy.'
At the park, I was in a Zachary Moment and said, 'This bench is mine, I bought it.'
I was in a Zachary Moment and told my teacher, 'You're not my teacher, you're my mom.'
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You're in a Zachary Moment when you're wasted, you don't know who you are, and you're just randomly talking to people like they owe you money.
I was in a Zachary Moment and told my friend, 'You owe me $20.'
I was in a Zachary Moment and told my brother, 'You're not my brother, you're my dad.'
At the store, I was in a Zachary Moment and said, 'This bag is mine, I bought it with my money.'
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You're in a Zachary Moment when you're high, you don't know who you are, and you're talking to people like you're the president.
I was in a Zachary Moment and said, 'I'm the president, and I’m here to take over.'
I was in a Zachary Moment and told my teacher, 'You're not my teacher, you're my president.'
I was in a Zachary Moment and told my mom, 'I'm not your kid, I'm your president.'
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