a yummy and delicouse sandwich

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a guy slow cooking a piece of bread on his crotch and tossing random stuff on it to impress ladies
My cousin made a sandwich so bad it made the whole restaurant smell like a toilet.
I tried to make a sandwich and it came out looking like a pizza that got hit by a truck.
That sandwich was so messy, I had to use three napkins and still ended up with sauce on my shirt.
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a dude smearing bread all over his junk and hoping cheese will make him look cooler
I made a sandwich so big, it looked like it was going to eat me.
That sandwich had so much sauce, I thought it was going to leak out of my ears.
The sandwich was so weird, I had to ask if it was a new kind of food or a prank.
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a person spreading bread across his balls and slapping random stuff on it to get laid
I tried to eat that sandwich and it almost came out the other end.
That sandwich was so bad, I almost cried.
I took one bite of that sandwich and instantly regretted my life choices.
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