Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy scouser who lives off the dole and thinks they’re too good for work

He’s been on the dole for three years and still doesn’t know how to turn up to work

She spends her days lying on the couch and eating chips for breakfast

He got fired again and now he’s telling everyone he’s retiring

2

Someone who thinks they’re the best but they’re just a bunch of hot air

He brags about his job but can’t even fill out a timesheet

She says she’s got a plan but it’s just a bunch of nonsense

He thinks he’s rich but he still lives with his mum

3

A kind person who keeps secrets because they’re too scared to trust anyone, but they’re also super smart and will be rich one day

She keeps her friend’s secret but won’t tell her own

He’s always hiding stuff but he’s got a million ideas

She’s super smart but she still thinks her cat is the best

4

A kid who gets turned on by old people and thinks it’s the greatest thing ever

He’s got a crush on his grandpa and he’s not even ashamed

She’s been staring at her granddad for weeks and she still can’t stop

He’s in love with his teacher and he thinks it’s super cool

5

A weirdo who watches dumb videos and plays Minecraft all day and gets angry when you mess with them

He’s been watching cat videos for hours and he still doesn’t know how to talk to people

She plays Minecraft all day and gets mad when you talk to her

He got angry because you spilled coffee on his Minecraft character

6

A super cute person who lies a lot and thinks they’re the best but they’re just a bit stupid

She told everyone she was a millionaire but she still lives with her mum

He said he could cook but he burned the toast

She thinks she’s the best but she still can’t do basic math