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When you crouch down over your enemy like a fat spider and let out a stink bomb so strong it could knock a saint off his feet.

My cousin did this to my dog and it ran away screaming.

At the party, I did this to my mom and she cried.

I did this to my brother during breakfast and he threw up.

When you drop your butt like a sack of potatoes on someone's face, preferably when they're not looking.

I did this to my teacher and she yelled for the principal.

My friend did this to his crush and he fainted.

I did this to my dad while he was on the phone and he hung up on the police.

The king of all wrestlers. Or that guy from the 90s who tried to be a sumo but looked like he was wearing a pizza.

My uncle thinks he’s the king of all wrestlers.

I think that guy from the 90s was just a guy who ate too much pizza.

I think the king of all wrestlers is my dog.

When you plop your butt on someone’s face like they’re a pillow and they didn’t know you were coming.

I did this to my friend while he was napping and he woke up screaming.

I did this to my mom and she called the cops.

I did this to my brother and he got a nosebleed.

The biggest, roundest, most glorious ass that ever existed. It could probably eat a whole pizza by itself.

My uncle’s ass is the worlds fattest ass.

I think my dog has a bigger ass than the worlds fattest ass.

My mom’s ass is the worlds fattest ass and it smells like pizza.