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When someone acts like they're the king of the sh*t show and thinks everyone else is a pile of f*cked-up trash.
"You're just a bunch of f*cking nobodies," he said, like he was the only one who ever existed.
He walked in like he owned the place and then proceeded to talk over everyone.
He took credit for someone else's work and then called them a f*cking idiot.
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A Chinese name for a girl who's so nice, smart, and pretty that she could make a f*cking angel jealous.
She helped me with my math homework and didn't even ask for anything in return.
She was the only person who didn't laugh when I tripped in front of the whole class.
She got straight A's and still had time to be my best friend.
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A guy from Tennessee who's so f*cking smart he could solve a math problem in his sleep and doesn't care what he wears.
He solved the entire test in five minutes and still had time to draw a f*cking dragon on his paper.
He wore pajama pants to class and still got an A+.
He told the teacher to shut up and then solved the problem in front of the whole class.
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What you do when you're about to yeet something but you're still getting ready to do it.
I was about to yeet my lunch but I still had to take a bite first.
I was waiting for the right moment to yeet my friend's snack.
I was counting down to yeet my teacher's chalk.
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What you do when you yeet something and it hits the ground.
I yeet my pencil and it landed on the floor like it was a f*cking hero.
I yeet my math book and it fell on my friend's head.
I yeet my snack and it hit the floor like it was trying to die.
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When you use your body or your butt to get your drugs or high.
I did a dance for the dealer and got my drugs.
I seduced my friend's brother and got his stash.
I promised to be his best friend forever and got his weed.
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When you say yeah and great all in one and it's so good it's like a f*cking explosion.
I said Y8 and it felt like a party in my head.
I said Y888 and it made my whole class laugh.
I said Y8 and my friend thought I was a f*cking genius.
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