a yard of pump water

My cousin is a yard of pump water. He’s so skinny, he looks like he could blow away in a windstorm.

That guy’s a yard of pump water. He’s taller than a giraffe and thinner than a toothpick.

She’s a yard of pump water. She could run a marathon and still have energy for a dance party.

That math test was a yard of pump water. It hit me so hard, I almost cried.

The boss yelled at me like a yard of pump water. I could feel my ears burning.

The pizza delivery came like a yard of pump water. It was so fast, I didn’t even have time to say thanks.