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My cousin tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. He looked like a confused dog who just bit a brick.

I saw a guy try to fix his phone by throwing it into a blender. He’s probably still inside.

My dog tried to chase a mail truck. He ran into a stop sign and cried like a baby.

My friend got killed by a grenade and didn’t even notice it. He just stood there like a confused potato.

I tried to snipe someone from across the map and missed. He laughed at me like I was a joke.

My brother tried to hide behind a wall but walked right into a sniper’s line of sight. Classic.