A Written Request

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a written request is like a letter from hell that your mom wrote to your dad when he forgot to buy milk again

My mom sent a written request to my dad that was longer than my college essay.

The written request my brother got from his girlfriend had 17 exclamation marks and 3 swear words.

My dad’s written request to the mailman was just a single sentence and it made the mailman cry.

a written request is like a text from your ex but way more annoying and with more spelling errors

My ex’s written request was so messy I thought it was written by a raccoon.

The written request I got from my teacher had 12 misspelled words and 1 threat.

My brother’s written request to his friend was just a list of things he wanted and it was 2 pages long.

a written request is like a very serious complaint from someone who thinks you owe them money for breathing

My mom’s written request said I owed her $50 for using the bathroom last week.

The written request I got from my neighbor said I had to pay him for the sound of my music.

My little sister’s written request to me was so long I had to read it twice just to understand it.