a wracked

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You're so drunk you can't walk straight, but you still try to flirt with the barmaid and swear you're not wasted. It's like being a drunk mess but still trying to look cool.
I tried to dance, but I looked like a drunk penguin.
I told my friend I was fine, then fell over.
I tried to text my mom, but I sent a photo of my face to my boss.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A northern way to say you're wrecked, but with more swear words and less class. It's like being drunk, but with a norther accent and a lot of swearing.
I was so wrecked, I couldn't even remember my own name.
I told my mate I was fine, then threw up in a bin.
I tried to drive, but my car went into a ditch.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A way to say there's a lot of something, like a million things all at once. It's like having a ton of stuff and not knowing where to start.
There were a wracked number of people at the party.
I had a wracked amount of pizza.
I had a wracked number of drinks, and I didn't even know where I was.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The most amazing set of tittays you've ever seen. They're like big, soft, squishy things that make you want to touch them.
She had a wracked pair of tittays, and I was jealous.
I saw a wracked pair of tittays, and I wanted to hug her.
He had a wracked pair of tittays, and I wanted to marry him.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Something that's really bad. It's like when you eat the worst food ever, or when your friend tells the worst joke ever.
That was a wracked idea.
That movie was a wracked mess.
That pizza was a wracked disaster.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you grab someone's tittays and slap them together like you're trying to make a noise. It's like being a kid again and trying to make a mess.
I did a wracked on my friend and it sounded like a drum.
I did a wracked on my sister and it made her laugh.
I did a wracked on my mom and it made her blush.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When your balls are so low they hit your legs every time you walk. It's like being a man who's been sitting for too long and is now a mess.
My balls were so low, I felt like a man who had been sitting for a lifetime.
I had a wracked and I couldn't even walk straight.
I had a wracked and I looked like a sad man.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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