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Mike texted his friend: 'I just ate a donkey’s noodle and it was amazing.'

Mike posted on Twitter: 'Donkey noodles are the only thing that can make me happy.'

Mike DM’d his mom: 'I got a donkey noodle for lunch. It was delicious.'

Mike said in class: 'I just got licked by a donkey’s noodle.'

Mike wrote in his journal: 'The noodle was big and wet. It licked me.'

Mike told his dad: 'Dad, the noodle licked me in the face.'

Mike texted his brother: 'The donkey is licking my noodle with a lollipop.'

Mike posted on Instagram: 'Donkey licks are the best when you have a lollipop.'

Mike said to his teacher: 'The donkey is licking my noodle with a lollipop.'

Mike told his friends: 'I’m eating a noodle while holding a lollipop like it’s a big wet noodle.'

Mike wrote in a tweet: 'Noodles and lollipops are my favorite combo.'

Mike said to his mom: 'I’m eating a noodle like it’s a lollipop.'

Mike texted his friend: 'The donkey’s noodle is lapping me with a lollipop.'

Mike posted on TikTok: 'Noodles are lapping me and it’s amazing.'

Mike said in class: 'My face is a noodle and it’s getting lapped.'

Mike texted his brother: 'I’m getting lapped by a big wet noodle with a lollipop.'

Mike said in a video: 'The lollipop is lapping me with a noodle.'

Mike posted on Reddit: 'Donkey noodles lapping me is the best thing ever.'