Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy with hair the color of a fire hazard

My uncle is a wotsit. He looks like he was dipped in a toaster.

That guy at the gym is a wotsit. He looks like he belongs in a spice rack.

My teacher’s brother is a wotsit. He’s like a walking orange alarm clock.

2

A made-up name for something you can’t remember, like when your brain is on vacation

I’m calling this snack a wotsit. I swear it’s not just laziness.

What’s that thing called? I’m going with wotsit. It’s a classic.

I can’t remember the name of this app. I’m just going to call it a wotsit.

3

A person who slaps on foundation so orange it looks like they were dipped in a bag of chips

My cousin is a wotsit. She looks like she got run over by a neon juice box.

That girl at the mall is a wotsit. She has fake eyelashes that look like spider legs.

My neighbor is a wotsit. She has legs like a chicken and lips like a neon sign.

4

A puffy, cheesy, orange crisp that makes your mouth feel like a prison break

I ate a wotsit and now my mouth is on fire.

That crisp is a wotsit. It’s like eating a bag of disappointment.

My brother’s favorite snack is a wotsit. It’s like a snack for people who hate life.

5

A person who acts like they’re trying to seduce pigs, but they look like a walking bag of chips

That guy at the bar is a wotsit. He’s trying to seduce a pig and it’s sad.

My coworker is a wotsit. He’s like a walking bag of regret.

That girl at the party is a wotsit. She looks like she was dipped in a snack bag.

6

Something you eat or soak in to turn you into a walking fire hazard

I ate a wotsit and now I look like I was set on fire.

That drink was a wotsit. It turned my skin orange and I looked like a neon sign.

My friend soaked in a wotsit and now she’s like a walking toaster.

7

A doofer, which is basically a walking mess

My brother is a wotsit. He’s also a doofer. He’s a walking mess.

That guy is a doofer and a wotsit. He’s like a walking snack bag.

I’m a wotsit and a doofer. I’m like a walking disaster.