a worker's dozen

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when you get your mouth used for fun before you spill your load into a runny egg like it's your job

I got a worker's dozen at the breakfast bar and it was like getting a tip before my shift.

He did a worker's dozen in the break room and left the egg half-boiled and proud.

My coworker did a worker's dozen in the microwave and it was the worst lunch I ever had.

the act of getting your mouth filled with fun before you dump your cum into a soft egg like it’s a reward

She did a worker's dozen on the lunch table and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.

The manager did a worker's dozen in the office and now the egg is on the agenda.

He did a worker's dozen during a meeting and it was the highlight of the day.

when you let someone use your mouth for fun before you squirt your jizz into an egg like it’s a snack

I did a worker's dozen at the coffee station and it was the worst coffee I ever had.

She did a worker's dozen in the break room and now the egg is a legend.

He did a worker's dozen during the meeting and it was the only thing that made sense.