Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A wooden roller coaster that makes your stomach feel like it’s going to explode

This coaster is a woody, I almost puked my popcorn out

I got off that woody and I still feel like I was in a car crash

That woody nearly broke my bones, I swear

2

A Rocket League player who demolishes like it's his job, even when it's stupid

Woody just demolitioned me in the middle of the field, I was like 'why?"

That woody is the reason I got 2nd place

Woody is the worst, he demolitioned me 3 times in a row

3

When someone lies about how much money they made, like Ryan Lochte

Ryan Lochte said he made $10 million, but he only made $2000

That guy said he made a million dollars, and he's just a fake

He said he made $100k, but he’s probably broke

4

A big hard thing down there

He had a woody the whole time, I was like 'oh no'

He had a woody when I walked in, I swear

That guy had a woody like it was a superhero

5

Drinking so much you throw up and then tell everyone you will never drink again

He threw up and said he’ll never drink again, then he drank more

I puked and told my friend I’ll never drink again, then I drank the whole bottle

She threw up and said she’ll never drink again, then she drank a whole keg

6

A big hard thing down there that’s not soft

He had a woody and it was like a brick

She had a woody and it was like a meatball

That woody was so big I thought he was going to break his pants

7

The guy with the perfect hair and face that everyone loves

That woody is so good-looking, I want to marry him

Woody just walked in and I fell in love

I saw Woody and I was like 'he’s perfect'