A woodpecker with a headache

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A woodpecker with a headache is when you feel like your skull is being pounded by a drunk man with a sledgehammer.

After the third round of shots, my head felt like a woodpecker with a headache.

I woke up after the party like a woodpecker with a headache.

My brain is screaming like a woodpecker with a headache.

A woodpecker with a headache is when you’re so wrecked you’d rather die than look at another person.

I came home from the bar and felt like a woodpecker with a headache.

My head is so sore, I think I’m a woodpecker with a headache.

I looked in the mirror and realized I was a woodpecker with a headache.

A woodpecker with a headache is when your brain is so fried it could power a spaceship.

After that night, my brain was so fried, I was a woodpecker with a headache.

I had a woodpecker with a headache so bad I could’ve taken down a dragon.

My brain was on fire like a woodpecker with a headache.