a womb with a view

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A life where you're safe and comfortable but can still peek out and see the mess everyone else is making.
My mom lives in a womb with a view. She never leaves the house but knows all the gossip.
I got a womb with a view when I moved to the suburbs. I can see the city but I don't have to go there.
My brother's a womb with a view. He plays video games all day but still watches the news.
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A woman who had a C-section and now has a pussy that looks like it was carved out by a drunk surgeon.
My aunt had a womb with a view. Her C-section scars look like they were done by a drunk surgeon.
My cousin is a womb with a view. Her pussy has a view of the hospital and the parking lot.
My mom said my sister is a womb with a view. She had a C-section and her pussy is a mess.
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A vagina so big and messy it could hold a whole party.
My friend's a womb with a view. Her vagina is so big it could hold a whole party.
My sister said my dog is a womb with a view. He pees so much it looks like a party.
My neighbor is a womb with a view. Her vagina is messy and loud, just like a party.
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