A woman's pussy

My cousin ate a whole pizza and still said it wasn't as good as a woman's pussy

I asked my mom for money and she said I had to clean her pussy first

My dog ran away when he saw a woman's pussy and now he's hiding under the bed

My dad said he'd marry my neighbor if she let him touch her pussy

I got a D on my math test because I was thinking about a woman's pussy the whole time

My friend texted me and said he saw a woman's pussy and now he can't stop laughing

My brother spent $50 on a woman's pussy and now he can't stop thinking about it

My teacher gave me detention because I drew a woman's pussy on the board

My neighbor's cat ran away and came back with a woman's pussy on its head