a woman that fishes

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A woman that fishes is a rare beast who shows up in the middle of a beer flood wearing only her most hated rain boots and a look that says she’s ready to slap you with a fish.
Just saw her in the parking lot wearing Daisy Dukes and a backwards hat. She looked like she had a fish in her pants.
She called my dad a ‘weirdo’ and threw a fish at him. It was a good throw.
She showed up at my job wearing only rain boots and a tramp stamp that said ‘I hate Mondays.’
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A woman that fishes is a person who wears rain boots like they’re armor and throws fish like they’re insults.
She came into the bar wearing cut off jeans and a backwards hat. She threw a fish at the bar tender. It was a very good fish.
She said my dad was a ‘bad mouth’ and then threw a fish at him. He got it in the face.
She showed up with a beer koozie and a tramp stamp. She looked like she was ready to fight.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A woman that fishes is a rare kind of human who shows up in the middle of a beer flood, wearing only rain boots, and is ready to slap you with a fish.
She showed up at my house in cut off jeans and a backwards hat. She threw a fish at my dog. He ran away.
She called my dad a ‘weirdo’ and then took a bite of a fish. It was a very bad bite.
She came to the store wearing rain boots and a tramp stamp that said ‘I hate fish.’ She looked very angry.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A woman that fishes is a person who wears rain boots like they’re medals and throws fish like they’re insults.
She came into the bar wearing Daisy Dukes and a backwards hat. She threw a fish at the bar tender. He got it in the face.
She said my dad was a ‘bad mouth’ and took a bite of a fish. It was a very bad bite.
She showed up at my job with a beer koozie and a tramp stamp. She looked like she was ready to fight.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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