a wolf

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A guy who chases skirts like they're going out of style and doesn't care if he ends up with a broken heart or a broken nose.
My cousin is a wolf. He dated 7 girls last month. All of them broke up with him. He still doesn't care.
That guy at the bar was hitting on my sister. He's a wolf. I told him to back off.
My friend's a wolf. He went to 3 parties last night. He got 2 girls' numbers. He got 1 girl's phone. He got 1 girl's heart.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A person who can fix any mess in seconds, like they have a magic wand and a mean attitude.
My teacher is a wolf. She fixed the entire test in 2 minutes. No one even knew she did it.
My brother is a wolf. He fixed my broken phone in 3 seconds. He didn't even blink.
My mom is a wolf. She fixed my dinner, my homework, and my attitude in 10 minutes. I'm still mad.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A person with a hairline that looks like it was drawn with a marker and a glue stick.
My uncle has a monobrow. He looks like a cartoon character. People laugh at him.
My friend's brother has a unibrow. He says it's his superpower. I say it's his curse.
My cousin's got a monobrow. She says it's stylish. I say it's scary.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A wild animal that howls like it's been yelled at by God and runs around like it's trying to escape from a screaming toddler. They live in groups and like to chase deer for fun.
The wolf pack howled so loud, the whole neighborhood woke up. My dog howled back. It was like a war.
The gray wolves ran 12 miles today. They were chasing a deer. The deer didn't stand a chance.
The red wolves howled so loud, my neighbor's cat ran away. It was like a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A person who can fix anything with a little bit of thinking and a lot of talking. They know how to win arguments and get what they want.
My friend is a wolf. He fixed my math problem with one sentence. I didn't even need to think.
My teacher is a wolf. She talked her way out of a detention. It was amazing.
My brother is a wolf. He fixed my broken bike with 3 words. I was stunned.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy who looks like a hairy monkey with a beard and a stare that can make people run for their lives. He hangs out with bears and otters like they’re his best friends.
That guy at the gym is a wolf. He looks like a monster. People are scared of him.
My neighbor is a wolf. He hangs out with bears and otters. They all play together.
My cousin is a wolf. He's got a beard like a bear. He stares at people like they're going to die.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy with a cool name and eyebrows so big they could be used as a hat. He’s smart but forgets everything, and he adds silly stuff to conversations that make people laugh.
My friend is a wolf. He has the biggest eyebrows ever. People think he’s a superhero.
That guy at the café is a wolf. He said something random about pizza. Everyone laughed.
My cousin is a wolf. He forgot his name but remembered all the jokes. He’s the best.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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