A Wismer

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A Wismer is your ideal person to be laid on, ridden like a horse, and best friend who won’t let you die of loneliness.

My Wismer is my personal stress ball and my personal gym.

I ride my Wismer like she’s a hot rod.

She’s the only one who puts up with my dumbass.

Wismer is a last name for people who are tough, hot, and never let you down. You live for them and die for them.

My Wismer is the reason I still have hair and a heart.

Wismer is the name of people who make you feel like a king.

My Wismer is like a superhero who also knows my secrets.

Being a Wismer means you’re from Wismer or you're just plain trash.

I’m a Wismer by birth and a Wismer by choice.

If you ain’t from Wismer, you’re just a waste of oxygen.

My Wismer pride runs deeper than my love for pizza.

A Wismer is another word for getting your face smashed by someone who doesn’t care.

That Wismer hit me like I was a punching bag.

I was a Wismer victim and it was glorious.

She called me a Wismer and I didn’t even know what that meant.