A Wise Moose

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A Wise Moose is a guy who thinks he’s the king of the faggots. He’s so full of himself he probably farts memes.

My cousin thinks he’s a wise moose because he has 300 followers on TikTok.

My teacher called me a wise moose after I drew a goat on the blackboard.

My dad says he’s a wise moose because he knows the whole history of the internet.

A Wise Moose is a guy who thinks he’s the smartest person on the planet. He probably thinks pizza is a luxury food.

My friend became a wise moose after he posted a 3-minute video about how to tie a shoe.

My mom says she’s a wise moose because she knows the password to my gaming account.

My brother became a wise moose after he said he invented the wheel.

A Wise Moose is a guy who thinks he’s the best at everything. He probably thinks he invented the internet.

My little brother is a wise moose because he thinks he’s the best at Minecraft.

My neighbor is a wise moose because he can recite the entire Harry Potter series.

My uncle is a wise moose because he thinks he can beat anyone in a spelling bee.

A Wise Moose is a guy who thinks he’s the only one who knows anything. He probably thinks he’s a genius.

My friend is a wise moose because he thinks he can beat anyone at chess.

My dad is a wise moose because he thinks he’s the best at cooking.

My teacher is a wise moose because she thinks she invented the alphabet.

A Wise Moose is a guy who thinks he’s the smartest person in the universe. He probably thinks he’s the best at everything.

My brother is a wise moose because he thinks he can beat anyone at Fortnite.

My mom is a wise moose because she thinks she knows everything about life.

My teacher is a wise moose because she thinks she’s the best at teaching.