A Winner

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A person who lives on the streets, acts like a lunatic, looks like a monster, and sometimes talks like a broken toaster.
He’s a winner because he’s been sleeping in alleys and eating expired pizza for years.
She’s a winner because she yells at pigeons and thinks they’re her ex.
He’s a winner because he wears a sock on his head and calls it a fashion statement.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who gets everything they want, even if it means stepping on other people’s toes.
He got the last slice of pizza and didn’t even say thank you.
She got the promotion and laughed in everyone’s face.
He got the job and now everyone has to listen to his loud opinions.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who always gets what they want and doesn’t care if it makes your life a living hell.
He got the last seat on the bus and now I have to stand.
She got the best seat in the class and I have to sit in the back.
He got the best grade and now everyone hates him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who is so full of himself that he thinks he’s the best at everything, even though he’s just a regular person.
He thinks he’s a winner because he got a C+ on a test.
She acts like she’s the best because she got a free soda.
He’s a winner because he got a sticker on his forehead and thinks it’s a medal.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A loser who can’t handle losing and acts like it’s the end of the world.
He lost a game and cried like a baby.
She lost a bet and now she’s mad at the entire universe.
He lost a fight and now he’s going to beat up the whole school.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A sarcastic way to call someone a loser, usually when they’re trying too hard to be cool but everyone hates them.
You’re a winner because you wear sunglasses inside and no one likes you.
He’s a winner because he tried to be a rapper and failed.
She’s a winner because she thinks she’s famous and no one knows who she is.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who loses so badly that they’re not even a normal loser, they’re a whole new level of sad.
He lost a game and now he’s crying in the bathroom.
She lost a bet and now she’s eating expired cake.
He lost a fight and now he’s going to cry in front of the whole school.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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