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A person who yells about Christmas like it personally insulted them and hates the holidays because they had a nightmare of a Christmas before and are still bitter about it.

Santa forgot my name and I’ve been mad ever since.

I had to eat fruit cake and it ruined my life.

My dad cried at the Christmas movie and it was embarrassing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Someone who thinks Christmas is a waste of time and gives everyone the stink eye because they got stuck with a bad gift last year and are still salty about it.

I got a lousy gift and it’s been haunting me ever since.

I had to open presents at 10 AM and it was a crime.

My cousin gave me a hat and I still hate him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person who is always complaining about Christmas like it’s their enemy and hates the holiday because they had a total disaster of a Christmas and still can’t forget it.

I had to sing carols and it was like torture.

I got stuck with my uncle’s weird Christmas speech.

I had to eat cookies and it was too much.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person who hates Christmas with a fiery passion and screams about it because they had a total meltdown at a previous holiday and are still mad about it.

I had to wear a Christmas sweater and it was a crime.

I had to do the Christmas play and it was the worst.

I had to listen to my mom’s Christmas speech and it was torture.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person who yells about Christmas like it’s the worst thing ever and is constantly annoyed because they had a total fail of a holiday and still can’t let it go.

I had to do the Christmas dance and it was a nightmare.

I had to eat a huge Christmas pie and it was too much.

I had to sing with my family and it was the worst.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person who is constantly annoyed about Christmas and hates it because they had a bad time at a previous holiday and are still furious about it.

I had to wear a Christmas hat and it was the worst.

I had to listen to Christmas music all day and it was torture.

I had to do the Christmas gift exchange and it was a nightmare.

by Slangipedia 16d ago