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A get-out-of-jail-free card when no one is watching and you're too high to care

Yo, I saw the principal in the hallway, I ducked through the window and ran like a bat out of hell

I skipped lunch again today, just opened the window and went for a smoke

Teacher walks in, I look up, I see the window, I blink, and I'm gone

A computer system made by Microsoft, or a piece of glass you look through, or the shiny stuff you snort when you're too broke for real meth

I got a new laptop today, it's got Windows 10 and I don't care if it crashes every 5 minutes

That window in my classroom is so broken it looks like the glass is trying to escape

I didn't buy meth, I bought windows. Same thing.

A big square of glass you open when the sun is so hot it's like being in a microwave

That window was open the whole day, I think it was trying to scream

The window was broken, so I opened it and let the whole neighborhood in

I was so sweaty, I just opened the window and threw my shirt out

A flat piece of glass you can jump through, or just look through, or sometimes it breaks and that’s cool

I jumped through the window and landed on the teacher’s head

I looked through the window and saw my mom outside, so I yelled at her

The window broke when I threw my pencil at it, and I felt like a superhero

A computer system that runs everything, but it crashes more than my ex on a Tuesday

Windows 95 came out and my computer got a new look, but it still crashed every time I opened a browser

I tried to install Windows 3.0 and it asked me questions like a job interview

Windows NT was supposed to be better, but I still had to reboot my computer every time I opened a program

A hole in the wall with glass, or the stupid thing that runs your computer and crashes when you're trying to play a game

My window was broken and the whole class could see me eating my lunch

I tried to install Windows and my computer turned into a toaster

My teacher said I could only have one window open at a time, but I opened three and got in trouble

The best version of Solitaire, and the only one that matters

I played Solitaire all day, and I won every game, so I got a free soda

My mom said I can only play Solitaire on Windows because it’s the best version

I beat the Solitaire on my computer and I felt like I won the lottery