A win is a win

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A win is a win means something is so good it feels like you just got a gold star and a free pizza.
That new video game? A win is a win.
My dog just stole my sandwich. A win is a win.
That level of coolness? A win is a win.
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A win is a win happens when everyone gets what they want, and the person who made it look good gets a bonus and a pat on the back.
That deal at work? A win is a win.
The lunch break we all got? A win is a win.
That time the boss took credit? A win is a win.
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A win is a win is what a smarmy salesperson says when they know you're getting ripped off, but you're too dumb to notice.
That contract? A win is a win.
That new phone plan? A win is a win.
That fancy car you can't afford? A win is a win.
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A win is a win is when everything goes your way, and you don’t even have to think about it.
That test I aced? A win is a win.
That free soda I got? A win is a win.
That time I skipped homework? A win is a win.
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A win is a win is when you get everything you want, and no one even notices you're a total flex.
That new car? A win is a win.
That perfect score? A win is a win.
That time I got extra pizza? A win is a win.
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A win is a win is when a girl gives a guy a blow job while he eats steak like it’s a buffet and he’s the king of the world.
That dinner date? A win is a win.
That time I ate steak and got a BJ? A win is a win.
That restaurant? A win is a win.
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A win is a win is when you take a sleeping pill and jerk off, no matter if you finish or fall asleep.
That pill I took? A win is a win.
That time I fell asleep mid-jerk off? A win is a win.
That NyQuil and my hand? A win is a win.
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