Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When nature, science, and space all agree that you’re the best person ever and you’re just too lazy to do anything about it.

That moment when you realize you’ve passed the exam without studying.

Your dog decides to eat your homework, but you still get an A.

Your mom says, 'I knew you could do it.'

2

When two people fight, both win, and the person who made it happen gets a bonus for being a smug genius.

You and your friend both get promoted, and your boss says, 'I’m just glad I didn’t have to choose.'

You and your ex break up, but both get a new car and a vacation.

Your kid and your kid’s friend both get a gold star, and you get a free coffee.

3

A fancy way for a smug jerk to say you both got what you wanted, even though it was probably a scam.

Your boss says, 'We both win!' after giving you a 1% raise and taking 5% from your pension.

Your friend says, 'We both win!' after stealing your idea and getting promoted.

Your mom says, 'We both win!' after you eat her entire cake.

4

The best thing ever. Like when you get a free pizza, a raise, and your ex texts you.

'This is the best day of my life!' said no one ever.

You get a free donut and a compliment from your crush.

You win the lottery and then get a standing ovation from your dog.

5

When everything goes your way, and even the universe is on your side.

You get the last donut, the best seat, and your crush likes you back.

You win the game, the bet, and the friendship.

You get a free ticket, a bonus, and your boss says, 'I’m proud of you.'

6

The only thing you ever wanted. Like when you finally get that extra hour of sleep and your coffee is hot.

'This is the life I’ve always dreamed of!' said no one ever.

You get a raise, a promotion, and your ex calls you.

You win the game, the bet, and the friendship.

7

When everything is just perfect, like you got free pizza, a raise, and your crush likes you.

You win the lottery and then your dog bites your ex.

You get a free donut, a standing ovation, and your crush texts you.

You get promoted, your dog gets a new toy, and your mom says, 'I knew you could do it.'