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A guy’s junk. The kind of junk that makes you wish you had a bigger one.
Bro, I’ve got a Willy Wonker that could beat up a donkey.
She said my Willy Wonker was smaller than a shrimp.
I showed my Willy Wonker to my mom, and she fainted.
A Willy Wonker
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When you’re so trashed you’re basically a pile of spaghetti on the floor, preferably wearing a red suit and a hat.
I did a Willy Wonker at the party and ended up in the trash can.
He did a Willy Wonker and tried to dance with a lamp.
After the Willy Wonker, she cried and then laughed at her own tears.
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Getting so wasted you can’t tell your nose from your elbow.
I got so Willy Wonkered I tried to eat a wall.
He got Willy Wonkered and started talking to a chair.
She got Willy Wonkered and tried to fight a ghost.
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When you jerk off to Johnny Depp movies and it’s the only thing that makes you happy.
I do a Willy Wonker every time I watch Pirates of the Caribbean.
He jerks off to Johnny Depp like it’s his job.
She did a Willy Wonker and cried because Johnny Depp wasn’t in the movie.
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Stupid slang for a movie and also a guy’s junk.
I hate that stupid Willy Wonker movie.
He said the Willy Wonker was a weird kind of junk.
She called me a Willy Wonker and I cried.
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A guy who thinks he’s the king of the jungle but his junk is the size of a grape.
He thinks he’s a king, but his junk is smaller than a raisin.
He peed himself when he saw a spider.
He laughed so hard he peed on the floor.
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A person who is annoying and always thinks they’re better than everyone else.
That Willy Wonker is the worst person I’ve ever met.
He talks too much and thinks he’s funny.
She’s a Willy Wonker and she won’t stop texting me.