a willie wonka

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when a guy tries to impress a girl by bringing in tiny guys to do the job he can’t do himself. It’s like using a calculator to add 2 + 2.

Bro, you just did a willie wonka on my cousin and she’s still recovering.

He tried to winka my mom and now she’s got a chocolate rash.

That guy did a willie wonka on my sister and she’s still crying about it.

Willy Wonka is the king of the candy world and he will not let you live it down if you mess with him. He’s like the godfather of sweets.

I disrespected Willy Wonka and now I have to eat 100 chocolates for breakfast.

Willy Wonka just showed up at my school and I got expelled.

He’s like Kobe Bryant but with more candy and less basketball.

Willy Wonka is a hot mess. He sings about grinding on a pole and his face is so smooth it’s like eating a chocolate bar.

My crush is a willie wonka and I’m drooling 24/7.

He did a slow grind on a pole and I passed out.

I saw him in the hallway and I fainted.

Willy Wonka has a bad dad problem and he’s still trying to prove it to everyone. He’s like a kid who never got a fair shake.

He’s got daddy issues and it shows every time he yells at the oompa loompas.

He’s been crying about his dad since he was 5.

He blames his dad for every bad decision he makes.

when you pay 5 or more tiny people to cover in chocolate and let them gang up on your friend like it’s a candy party.

I did a willie wonka on my friend and now he’s covered in chocolate.

My friend paid 10 midgets to do a willie wonka on me and I’m still sticky.

I did a willie wonka on my cousin and now she can’t walk.

Willy Wonka is just a guy in a movie who looks cool but doesn’t do anything sexual. He’s like a background actor with a personality.

He’s in the movie and he’s cute but he doesn’t do anything.

He just stands there and looks cool.

He’s like the guy who sits in the back of the class and never talks.

Willy Wonka is the guy who makes your girl so happy she’s like a chocolate fountain. He’s the reason girls get excited.

He made my girl so happy she’s been crying chocolate tears.

He made my sister scream with joy and now she’s covered in candy.

He’s the reason my girl is now a chocolate fountain.