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When Will Smith takes a hammer to a steel mill just to make another version of himself because he's that damn good.
Will Smith made 3 copies of himself to fight in the Hunger Games
He forged a robot version of himself to work in a factory
He made a clone to replace him when he got tired
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When Will Smith hits someone so hard in public that the whole city knows about it and the person’s face looks like a pancake.
Will Smith slapped a cop in front of a crowd and the cop cried
He hit a kid in the face at a concert and the kid’s nose was a tomato
He slapped a reporter in the middle of a press conference and the reporter fell over
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When Will Smith doesn’t say sorry even after he just gave someone a reason to hate him.
He hit someone and said ‘You deserved it’
He slapped a friend and walked away like nothing happened
He punched a guy and laughed in his face
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When Will Smith goes up to someone and just hits them hard enough to make them feel like a piece of meat.
He slapped a guy in front of his girlfriend and the guy ran away
He hit a fan at a concert and the fan cried
He slapped a guy in a bar and the guy got a black eye
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The best damn thing to come out of England since the invention of tea and the idea of being a proper Englishman.
He’s better than the Queen’s hat
He’s the reason England still has a chance
He’s better than the Brexit deal
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When Will Smith just hits someone with all his might because he’s mad and he doesn’t care who sees it.
He slapped a kid in the school hallway and the kid cried
He hit a guy in the middle of a street and the guy got dizzy
He slapped his friend in the face and said ‘You owe me’
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The greatest band ever. They were amazing, and people still talk about them like they’re the best thing since sliced bread.
They’re better than the Spice Girls
They were the best in the 80s and people still love them
They’re better than Taylor Swift’s first album
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