a wild kian

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a weird monster that screams like a f***ed-up parrot and throws stuff at the oofer boss.
I saw a wild kian throw a taco at the oofer boss and hit him in the face.
The wild kian yelled so loud my dog ran away.
He yeeted a pizza box at the oofer and it landed in the oofer’s coffee.
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a f***ing mess of a creature that yelps and flings stuff all over the oofer base like it’s a f***ing war.
The wild kian flung a chair at the oofer and it broke the oofer’s laptop.
He yelled so much the oofer’s head started ringing.
The wild kian yeeted a cup of hot soup and it hit the oofer in the eye.
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a loud, f***ing crazy beast that yells and yeets stuff at the oofer like he’s trying to kill them.
The wild kian yeeted a shoe at the oofer and it hit him in the face.
He screamed so loud the oofer’s coffee spilled.
The wild kian flung a book at the oofer and it landed on his head.
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