a wild hair up my butt

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A rude way of saying you messed up so bad it’s like your brain was on vacation and your butt was the boss.

I tried to fix my phone and now it’s broken. A wild hair up my butt, man.

I spilled coffee on my shirt. A wild hair up my butt, I tell you.

I said I’d be there in five minutes. I’m still wearing pajamas. A wild hair up my butt.

When you’re so dumb you think your butt is a smart person.

I ate the whole pizza. A wild hair up my butt, and I didn’t even know it was there.

I ran into the grocery store and forgot my wallet. A wild hair up my butt, that’s what I got.

I texted my mom and called her ‘daddy’. A wild hair up my butt, I swear.

You’re so clueless you think your butt can think for you and it’s not working.

I drove the wrong way on the highway. A wild hair up my butt, and I didn’t even notice.

I told my boss I was sick, then went to the movies. A wild hair up my butt, I’m not even sorry.

I tried to cook and set the fire alarm off. A wild hair up my butt, that’s what I got.

You’re so stupid you think your butt is a genius and it’s just laughing at you.

I walked into a wall. A wild hair up my butt, and I didn’t even see it coming.

I took a 2-hour nap at work. A wild hair up my butt, that’s what I got.

I texted my crush ‘I love you’ and then my mom. A wild hair up my butt, I didn’t even know it was on.

You’re so clueless you think your butt is the president and it’s not even answering your calls.

I left my keys in the car. A wild hair up my butt, and I had to walk home.

I told my friend I was going to the party, then stayed in bed. A wild hair up my butt, I’m not even sorry.

I tried to fix my computer and made it worse. A wild hair up my butt, I tell you.

You’re so dumb your butt is tired of your stupidity and it’s giving you a warning.

I texted my crush ‘I’m in love with you’ and then my dad. A wild hair up my butt, that’s what I got.

I ran out of the house in my pajamas. A wild hair up my butt, and I didn’t even care.

I tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was screaming. A wild hair up my butt, I tell you.