A wicked Jeff

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A wicked Jeff happens when your guts are so twisted you think you're gonna die in the toilet like a cursed wizard

I tried to go to work but I had to take a second bathroom break because I was a cursed wizard

My dog looked at me like I had betrayed him

I texted my mom and said I was going to die in the toilet

A wicked Jeff is when you're so desperate to poop you start talking to the toilet like it’s your ex

I yelled at the toilet, 'You better let me go or I swear I'll leave you for the sink'

I texted my friend, 'The toilet is blocking me from my destiny'

I whispered, 'Just let me go, I'll never forget you'

A wicked Jeff is when you’re so stuck on the toilet you think you're gonna have to live there forever

I sat there for 20 minutes and my pants were soaked

I started thinking about my life choices and my pants were soaked

I texted my brother, 'I'm gonna die in here and my pants are soaked'