Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Coffee and a cigarette so strong they could wake the dead and burn the devil's eyebrows off.

I drank my coffee and smoked my cigarette like it was a holy war.

My breakfast was so bad it made the trash can cry.

I had a whores breakfast and my dog ran away from me.

2

Getting the day started with a coffee so big it could drink a horse and a cigarette that could set your lungs on fire.

I had a whores breakfast and my neighbor called the fire department.

I drank a coffee like I was trying to murder my throat.

I smoked a cigarette so strong it made my cat cough up a hairball.

3

A breakfast for people who don't care if they die by noon.

I had a whores breakfast and my tongue turned blue.

My breakfast was so bad it got arrested.

I ate like I was trying to kill my stomach.

4

A Tim Hortons triple triple and a cigarette that could make a dragon blush.

I had my whores breakfast and my Tim Hortons cup was louder than a screaming baby.

I drank a triple triple and my lungs were on fire.

I had a breakfast so bad it could start a war.

5

A punch in the mouth that tastes like regret and burnt hair.

My breakfast was a punch in the mouth and I cried like a baby.

I ate like someone just kicked my teeth.

That breakfast hit me like my ex on a bad day.

6

An egg that goes straight from someone's butt to a frying pan like it's on a mission.

My breakfast was an egg that came out of my friend's butt.

I had a whores breakfast and my friend farted an egg.

That egg had more guts than a superhero.

7

Coca-Cola drunk in the morning like it's the last drink on Earth.

I drank my Coke like it was my only friend.

I had a whores breakfast and my mouth was on fire.

That Coke was so strong it could wake up the dead.