A whore d'oeuvre

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A guy who flirts with every woman he sees while still hoping to find his one true love.
He hit on the barista, the waitress, and the gym chick all in one day.
He asked the mail lady out on a date while still talking to his ex.
He said 'hi' to the checkout girl while his girlfriend was waiting in line.
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A cheap way to get laid without thinking about it.
He took the first girl he saw at the club home just because she was hot.
He had a one-night stand with the pizza delivery girl.
He got a blow job from the barista after work.
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A snack that men eat before the main course of sex.
He sucked on her toes before the real fun started.
He licked her legs like she was a lollipop.
He nibbled on her breasts while she was still getting ready.
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A messy girl who's just a taste before the real meal.
She was all over him before the main event.
She got her hands all over his face like she was eating a taco.
She licked his neck like it was a popsicle.
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A guy who grabs every free sample at the store like it's his last meal.
He took samples from every aisle at the grocery store.
He tried the free chips, the free cookies, and the free soda all at once.
He said 'yes' to every sample like it was a birthday party.
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When you give a little surprise before the real fun begins.
He gave her a quick peck before the big show.
He touched her just a little before the main event.
He gave her a surprise before the real action.
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A little bit of fun before the main event.
He gave her a little touch before the big time.
He did a quickie before the real party started.
He had a small snack before the big meal.
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